sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via datacr0n)

"Kiss me gently and fuck me hard."

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

(via t0-infinity-and-bl0nde)